Zach. 19 now and still not ready to adult. But now I own a car. 8.28.16💚 Reddy4deth

fireable:

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

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i-am-a-fish:

pokemontrainercaiawantstobattle:

i-am-a-fish:

guys…. I found a way out.. we can be free! we can be free!!

How?????

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5 years ago

If you’re ever bored, here’s a list of Studio Ghibli films you can watch for free.

palindromic-geek:

zjoy:

allydsgn:

sexualcrack:

Castle In The Sky (1986)
Grave of the Fireflies (1988)
My Neighbor Totoro (1988)
Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)
Only Yesterday (1991)
Porco Rosso (1992)
Pom Poko (1994)
Whisper of the Heart (1995)
Princess Mononoke (1997)
My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999)
Spirited Away (2001)
The Cat Returns (2002)
Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)
Tales from Earthsea (2006)
Ponyo On A Cliff From The Sea (2008)
The Secret World of Arrietty/The Borrower Arrietty (2010)
From Up on Poppy Hill (2011)

If any of the links stop working, please let me know so I can fix it.

For Castle In The Sky, wait for the free user button to be clickable and it will send you to the video.

how do I not share this, though (HIGHLY RECOMMENDING HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE IT’S MY FAVORITE)

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013)
The Wind Rises (2013)

These are so good if you need something to calm you down on a bad day or after panics :)

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5 years ago

onion-souls:

lewisaur:

wilhedivahater:

theyarenotaboy:

Put this in the MOMA

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

wow

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

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5 years ago

operationsc:

flubz:

you-or-your-memory:

carryonmy-assbutt:

merinnan:

myangelofthelord:

merinnan:

marimopet:

gotitforcheap:

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

what does this say in english

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

ok so what does it say in american

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

thank you

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

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5 years ago

Everyone says that Chandler is the best representation of Tumblr… I’m sorry, but aren’t we forgetting someone?

freakyandunique:

lunanevada:

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I swear he looked more realistic when I was a kid 0.o

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5 years ago

the-top-hat-anon:

i-am-a-fish:

tonakings:

i-am-a-fish:

tonakings:

i-am-a-fish:

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comfy

FISH NO

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..but comfy

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

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sleeby….

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misteryada:
“odric-master-swagtician:
“ loafed-beans:
“ ethereal-insight:
“ fedkaczynski:
“ allamericankindofguy-actual:
“ fedkaczynski:
“What’s funny is that this actually happened.
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I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate
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Finnish soldier...

misteryada:

odric-master-swagtician:

loafed-beans:

ethereal-insight:

fedkaczynski:

allamericankindofguy-actual:

fedkaczynski:

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

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Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

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5 years ago

lavenderrguy:

Mood. But ran into these cuties today

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5 years ago

the-last-of-the-frosty-boys:

pete-wetzel:

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

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